Okay hey. I’ve got something to say to you man. I break for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours. I spend my entire day talking to children and I find it fundamentally strange that you’re not a dessert person. That’s just weird and it freaks me out. And I’m sorry I don’t talk like Murphy Brown and I hate your pant suit and I wish it had ribbons on it or something on it to make it just slightly cuter and that doesn’t mean I’m not smart and tough and strong. AND MY CHECKS HAVE BABY FARM ANIMALS ON THEM, BITCH!